Battle chapstick

"the story begins when jerma makes fun of the purple aliens chapstick"

- Opening lines of the series Battle chapstick, or just simply chapstick, is Purple Alien's preferred brand of lip balm. Purple Alien uses his chapstick not only to keep his purple lips healthy, but also, as the name implies, for use in battle. Whether it serves as a combat supplement or a symbolic war ritual is up to debate, but its effects are unknown. Like most of Purple Alien's possessions, it too is completely purple.